November 9th, 2010

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As Close to FanFic as I Get... (Marry, Shag or Cliff)

Stolen from doompuppy
Marry, Shag, Cliff Meme!
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people (I will pick only fictional people for you)
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people.
4) Shag, Marry, Cliff!

Leave it to doompuppy to hit me with a tough trio for the Marry, Shag, Cliff...
The game, for those unfamiliar, is simple. You get three names, and then decide who you'll marry, who you'll only have sex with, and who you'll kill by throwing off a cliff (this meme presupposes no polyamory). My choices?

1) The Baroness
2) Tank Girl
3) Snake Eyes

At first brush, I thought it would be easy peasy! Then, I really got to thinking about it. Not so easy. Not so peasy. I could handle this intellectually (cliff the most destructive person, then arrange the others by usefulness to my life), but I think I will instead go for the dramatic! And who knows drama better than Douglas Sirk? He shall serve as my muse! So, let me construct a melodramatic fillum (for this imminently preferable term for "film", I am indebted to James Hogan; RIP good sir, your legacy lives on) for the mind's eye from this delightful trio. If not a complete fillum, then certainly a set-up for one.

Roll Opening Credits

Snake Eyes
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Tank Girl
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Baroness Picture 1
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Roll End Credits

Not quite Douglas Sirk, but hey. It was fun while it lasted! Perhaps I kind of cheated by changing things up a bit (poor Tank Girl!), but I don't think they were completely out of character. Besides, there are no real rules on these things, and I had to amuse myself somehow.

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