November 23rd, 2009

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You Don't Mess With Mako, Mother Fucker.

Hoooo boy. A thousand curses upon you shadowravyn for giving me yet another damned way to waste my time... From the pure deeeelight of Nostalgia Chick (the Transformers (1986), Armageddon, and Last Unicorn reviews are hella fun), I had to see this other dude, this this this "That Guy With The Glasses" fellow.

And his review of Red Sonja. Not only is there a spot-on review of a movie that I feel is best viewed with the French dub soundtrack and English subtitles (if viewed at all), but the set up to the review features a response to angry emails issued to his previous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review, wherein he complained about the voice actor playing Splinter, the always enjoyable (if lesser known, alas) Mako. That Guy With The Glasses then recounts the vitriolic email responses he got to this poor choice of joke.

The first of these is the subject line for this post and made me laugh uncontrollably for a good five minutes. Hell, I'm still laughing. The other great one is: "You should crucify your privates for making fun of Mako!"

Wow. A deep cleansing laugh. That's what I needed.

Thank you shadowravyn, but I still curse you for nuking my productivity with yet another Intarweb Time Suck.